Quotes from White Collar Episode "All In"

Season 1, Episode 6 Air Date: November 27, 2009

Caffrey: Please tell me this isn't gonna be another mortgage fraud case.
Burke: What's wrong with mortgage fraud cases?
Caffrey: They're boring. You stare at paperwork all day.
Burke: You could stare at prison bars all day.
Caffrey: Oh, you still playing that card?
Burke: Makes me smile.

Mozzie: He just played the death tile!
Caffrey: Death tile?
Mozzie: Well, the movie takes a few liberties.
Caffrey: Then why are we watching it?
Mozzie: It's a cult classic!

June: Whatcha watching?
Mozzie: Tiles of Fire.
June: Part one?
Mozzie: Part two's up next.
June: Aha. Don't start without me!
Caffrey: There's a sequel?
Mozzie: Five.

Caffrey: (referring to Peter's dog socks) Are those standard FBI issued?
Burke:They were a gift from Elizabeth.
Caffrey: One that keeps on giving.

Caffrey: Do you have a business card? Hey, hey, it's okay. It's okay, ready, watch this. Ready? One, two, three! Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Wait a second, is it right here? Is it right there?
Twan: How silly.
Caffrey: There you go.
Bai: Thank you.
Burke:You know, every time I see you do that, I check for my wallet.
Peter pats his empty jacket pocket. Neal holds up Peter's wallet.

Burke: Any questions?
Caffrey: Just one. Where did Elizabeth get those socks, because Christmas is coming up soon—

Caffrey: Be gentle.
Cruz: Yeah I've never been the gentle type.

Elizabeth: Another all-nighter?
Burke: I married a perceptive woman.
Elizabeth: And I married a predictable man.

Caffrey: Nice place. When will Lao be joining us?
Meilin: He won't be.
Caffrey: Then what are we doing here?
Meilin: He told me to stay the night with you.
Caffrey: There's only one bed.
Meilin: I wasn't planning on sleeping. Were you? Let me get you a drink.

Caffrey: You know who I am?
Meilin: You've been on our watch list for years.
Caffrey: Could you be more specific? Because I've been on so many, it's kind of hard to keep track.

Burke: (to Bai) Did you steal my sock? You're a little klepto, aren't you? Yeah. You have no idea what I'm saying, do you? Keep that up, you'll end up like Neal. You don't want that, trust me. He's unreliable. He never listens to you. And he always gets himself in trouble. I mean, it's not like I'm worried about him. I just feel responsible. Anything happens to him, I'll have a lot of paperwork to fill out. Paperwork's a hassle. Neal's a hassle. But then again, that was a neat card trick, huh?
Caffrey: Nice to know I'm appreciated.
Burke:I knew you were there.
Caffrey: Yeah?
Burke:Yeah.
Caffrey: You also know that she speaks perfect English?
Bai: You're weird. He he!

Burke: How'd you get here?
Caffrey: I caught a lift with one of the G-men you put in front of the hotel.
Burke: I told those guys to call me if they saw you.
Caffrey: No, I told them not to bother you. You're a little cranky if you don't get your beauty sleep.

Elizabeth: There's really only one reason why [Neal] would keep something from you.
Burke: Just one? (Pauses.) Kate.

Caffrey: That's the same guy who caught me, right?
Cruz: That's the guy who caught you twice.
Burke:Does anyone speak English? Anyone? You know, okay, all right. All right, thank you. Thanks very much.
Caffrey: So that's how it's done?
Burke: (Holding up a recording device) Yeah, that's how it's done. Amazing what someone will say when they don't think that you speak can the language, isn't it? Have a translator meet us at the office. Let's see what they were saying behind the back of the bumbling FBI agent.

Outside a locked warehouse.
Burke: Pick that for me.
Caffrey: Don't we need a warrant?
Burke: Oh, look at you — a law-abiding citizen all of a sudden. I got goose bumps.

Caffrey: (Whispering) I never lied to Peter.
Elizabeth: (Also whispering) You did leave a few things out.
Caffrey: You don't understand, I need to find Kate. She's in danger.
Elizabeth: Look, my husband really wants to trust you, but you keep giving him reasons not to. You're on your own on this one.
Caffrey: Please, please, no, stay! Don't go.

Burke: We either take down Lau now, or our partnership is over.
Caffrey: We're partners?
Burke: You tell me.

Meilin: What, no small talk?
Caffrey: I saw a dead FBI agent today. Not really feeling like small talk.
Meilin: I'm the reason you found that body.
Caffrey: You expect me to believe you left a breadcrumb trail on purpose?
Meilin: Your agent deserved a proper burial.
Caffrey: Well he didn't get one.

Caffrey: What's next, Partner?
Burke: Don't call me that.

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